pacman jones

What’s worse? Pacman Jones making it rain in a strip club or Pacman Jones giving someone the rock bottom in a wrestling match? Tonight, Pacman Jones makes his first television appearance in professional wrestling. A lot of fans are curious as to what they might see in the ring?

My guess is he comes out dressed like the Godfather. If you watched WWF in the late 90s then you know what’ I’m talking about. He’ll probably walk out with a couple of fine, robust women on his side with a pimp cane and pimp hat on. Maybe he’ll knock a few guys around in the ring before he pulls out his signature move and yells “All aboard the HOOOOOOOOOO TRAIN!!”

Whatever Pacman decides to do tonight, you know Roger Goodell is steaming in his little Commish office. The NFL can’t control this. Pacman isn’t violating any contract terms by wrestling tonight (unless he gets hurt?). The NFL should be happy he’s at a sanctioned event rather than shooting up a strip club.

Pacman Wrestling Debuts Tonight [The Tennessean]