Word out of Gainesville, FL is that Tim Tebow can run faster than a speeding bullet. Of course that’s just one of the many Tim Tebow sayings that Florida fans have grown to love, and rival fans have grown to despise. What is it about Tim Tebow that makes him a God in Gainesville? Before he stepped a foot on campus that already erected a 15 ft tall statue of him on North/South, I mean Gale Lemerand Drive.

If you’ve been out of the loop, I’ve provided a few examples below of why Tim Tebow is so loved among Gator Fans. Enjoy!

Tim Tebow doesnt break wind…….thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow’s way..

Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Tim Tebow doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.

Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer, to bad he’s never cried.

Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

When Tim Tebow pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Guns dont kill people, Tim Tebow kills people.