In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past week, then you probably know the undefeated New England Patriots are heading to Indianapolis to face the undefeated, defending Superbowl Champion Colts. The NFL couldn’t have set this up any better. We lucky fans get to watch a Superbowl and it’s only November!

The Patriots have been on a complete tear this year. They’re averaging some gawdy number, like 42 points per game. They’re also beating team by an average of like 25 points. The Pats are the complete package. /end Pats dick sucking now.

Then we have the defending Super Bowl champion Colts. Peyton Manning and gang are still at it. 7-0 again for the 3 years in a row now. They’ve had a few near losses (Tennessee), but just as the Colts have always done, they find a way to win.

We also have Bill Belichick vs. Tony Dungy. This year Belichick has been the edgier coach. Running up scores, being convicted of cheating and everything. Dungy is always the classiest, most real coach you will ever see. All week the two have been praising each other. No shots are being taken.

I actually like the Colts to win this game. They’re at home. They’re defense is 100x better then they were last year. And even being the champs, they’re still playing with a chip on their shoulder. With a victory they will be the undisputed best team in the NFL. But as a Jaguar fan, I have to root for the Patriots to win the game. We need the Colts to get knocked down.