With college football only a day away, Kirk Herbstreit felt inclined to grace us with his annual Herbie Awards. Herbie is notorious for his Buckeye homerism, but surprisingly they only made a few appearances on his lists. You can view all the Herbie Award winners in his ESPN article here.

After you get past all the football talk…ya we know McFadden is the #1 running back, we know who the best receivers are and who the best coaches are. If you scroll down far enough, you will find an interesting section called ‘Prettiest Coeds’. I haven’t seen this much SEC domination since last years bowl games. 8 of the 10 schools listed on Herbies Prettiest Coeds list are SEC schools. No surprise here that Georgia is number 1.

I received a tip first hand that the reason FSU was knocked down to number 7 is because the last time Herbie was there, he couldn’t get a girl to go home with him. The daughter of a tipster was being courted by Kirk, and rejected his passes all night long. This was enough to move them down the list. And by the way, someone needs to remind Kirk that he’s married.

Another note on the Herbie Awards … there’s no way some Big Ten school can top the list of best Gameday Locations. Mark up another win for the SEC in my book… because you just can’t beat football in the south.

Word out of Gainesville, FL is that Tim Tebow can run faster than a speeding bullet. Of course that’s just one of the many Tim Tebow sayings that Florida fans have grown to love, and rival fans have grown to despise. What is it about Tim Tebow that makes him a God in Gainesville? Before he stepped a foot on campus that already erected a 15 ft tall statue of him on North/South, I mean Gale Lemerand Drive.

If you’ve been out of the loop, I’ve provided a few examples below of why Tim Tebow is so loved among Gator Fans. Enjoy!

Tim Tebow doesnt break wind…….thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow’s way..

Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Tim Tebow doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.

Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer, to bad he’s never cried.

Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

When Tim Tebow pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Guns dont kill people, Tim Tebow kills people.